If I ran the zoo.

My husband emailed this to me at work and it makes me laugh every time I read it,
so I thought I would share it. 

I realized something while I was on my walk.

You went to work for the Red Cross, and we had a house fire.
You went to work for Midland Community Theatre, we got season tickets and I won the McLaren.
You went to work for MD Anderson, and this happens.

If you had gone to work for the Atlanta Zoo we'd have a panda by now.

He makes me laugh when I need it most. I think I'll keep him.